Mismanagement
Mismanagement Committees:
| Role | BBH (2024-25) | BH3 (2024-25) |
| Grand Master | Two Dot Katoi | Pubis Lilacus |
| R.A | Cuntinental Breakfast & Two Dot Katoi | Top NILF Sister Gandu Gandhi |
| Haberdashery | Wahabi Dahmer 69 & Top NILF Sister Gandhi Gandu | Mismanagement |
| Beer Meister | Boning In The Deep | Spank the Turkey |
| Hash Cash | Spanks the Turkey | Pee Pee On Me |
| Webmaster | Cums-a-lot | Bang The Lord |
| Hair Raiser | – | Boning In The Deep |
| Hash Flash | Slips Right In | Slips Right In |
| Curate | The Master Baker | The Master Baker |
| Hash History | – | Boning In The Deep |
Grand Master
The pack is led (or misled) by the Grand Master (aka GM), in line with the general tradition of minimum organization. The GM is the supreme drunk herder and baby sitter. The responsibility of the GM includes lame administration duties, announcements, and ensuring the rest of the mismanagement team is too drunk to do their assigned duties.
Religious Advisor
The RA is the arbiter of hash tradition and master of ceremonies at the On-In. When in the circle, the RA is always right, even when wrong. Other than presiding over the circle, the RA is responsible to ensure that deserving thirsts are quenched; they are fully responsible for the weather and the taste of the beer.
Beer Meister
Beer Meister are the unsung heroes of the hash whose job is to bring chilled beer to the circle and keep everyone lubricated. They usually have a big van with tinted glasses. If you see them pulling a large cooler full of beer across the sand, give them a hand, like a clap or a high five.
Hare Raiser
The Hare Raiser keeps the calendar full and piping hot. They track of upcoming hashes and tricks ‘volunteers’ to lay a trail, based on experience, matching new hares with a more experienced one. Each hasher is expected to set a hash periodically. Pimpin’ aint easy, and the Hare Raiser is the hash pimp.
Hash Cash
There are many players in the hash but the Hash Cash likes to think that they are in charge, but the only thing he is in charge of is money. He keeps all the Mismanagement straight when it comes to the money and makes sure all the hashers has the dough to accomplish shit like awards and events. Kiss the hand when you see them.
Haberdasher
Brings great ideas to the table and gets them made into shirts and other odd hash souvenirs (haberdashery) for the hash and sells you the stuff you need but don’t want. The haberdasher is responsible for keeping an inventory of the haberdashery and selling as much as possible at the highest prices to the biggest suckers for the embiggening of our coffers.
Web Meister
The plumber for interwebs. He keeps the cyber lines of communications connected.
They encourage appropriate hash behavior across a multi-media ecosystem, when they are not updating the webshite, they are working closely with the Hare Raiser to get timely updates for the details on the next upcoming trail. If the link to Google Maps takes you to PornHub, you can usually blame this person for it.
Curate
This member seem to do nothing in the committee most of the time. The curates stand in for any absent minded committee member that are too busy or lazy and making a complete mess of anything they touch. You wouldn’t want them to manage the beer because they would probably drink it all!
Hash Flash
Hash Flash’s job is to gather evidence of the debauchery, to help the memory of those who have blacked out with some pictures. They will also make your shitty trail look good.
Hash History
Hash History is someone who keeps track of the hashes, who hared, how many hashers were present but more importantly who slept with who. So that future hashers can appreciate the kennel’s colourful past. Usually Hash History is way too drunk to remember anything and they just make the shit up the next day.