Hash # 2432 – Hashing in Adliya & AGM!

Hash # 2432 – Hashing in Adliya & AGM!

Date: 12/02/2018

Time: 6:00 PM or 1800

Hare/s: Dublin Bush Wanker and Co.

Location: In Adliya, Behind the British Club in the Nadeen School Parking grounds.  GPS to the Hash!

Bring BD 2 for the run! BD 1 for a can of the sacred nectar! Make sure to bring some extra cash if there is a beer stop. Bring a torch, bring a friend, and bring membership money! BD 30 for the year, BD 25 for 9 months, BD 20 for 6 months, or BD 12 for the quarter! See Drag Queen to be a member!


AGM is happening this week! that’s right same day as the hash!! 12/02/18. So make sure to come out and vote! We want to hear your voices and know who you would like to represent the hash. it is very important that as a kennel, we take you guys all into consideration so if you wish to speak up about any issues or if you have any great ideas you want the hash to look into, please use your voice!

BH3 Camp  was a success!! the hash would like to give a big thank you to those wankers who showed up to have a good time! These events cant happen without the help of the committee and the rest of you who showed up and got involved in making it a good time! Hopefully we can top it next year!!

EVENTS:  If you have any ideas for hash events that you would like to see happen in the future, please let the committee know so we can come up with an actual plan and bring it to life! The hash is all about having fun and doin new shite!

Hares: If you would like to lay trail, please see Piss N Boots or talk to the new Harerazor after the AGM!

if you know of any other events or things happening that you would like the hash to post, please let us know!



Hash # 2430 & # 2431 – Bahrain Hash Camp 2018!!!

Hash # 2430 & 2431 – Bahrain Hash Camp 2018!!

Location: The tent will be 1km south west from the Tree of Life.  There will be signs!! BBH and HHH signs (whatever available) will be posted to show you the way! If you cant find the hash camp, please contact any of the committee members and share your location. See the contact page for numbers!

Location:  Gps to the hash

Campout Schedule:

Date: Friday, 9th of Feb 2018. (Hares: HWMM, Piss N Boots, Mazda 3 Inch)

  1. Arrive at Noon at the earliest to set up camp. PARK OUTSIDE THE CAMP GROUNDS
  2. Circle up at 4:00 PM (1600) – ON ON at 4:30 (1630).
  3. Finish the run and circle up for 6:30. Circle over by 7:30 (aprox)
  4. Dinner at 8:00 PM or 2000 (max 9PM)
  5. Party for the rest of the night!

Date: Saturday, 10th of Feb 2018 (Hare: Virgin Manwich)

  1. Wake up at sunrise most likely.. (it just happens)
  2. Circle UP..  Give 15 mins for the hare to lay trail.. (this will most likely be early in the AM)
  3. Finish the hangover run and finish up the circle!
  4. Breakfast after the Hangover Hash! (Time is TBD)
  5. Leave camp grounds by 12:00 Noon at the latest.

What do you need:

  1. Tent
  2. Sleeping bag
  3. Pillows
  4. toiletries
  5. clean clothes
  6. snacks and drinks or anything else you like.
  7. BD 15 (non members) or BD 10 (BH3 members) if you haven’t paid already.  if you want to be a member, see drag queen and pay the fee for either 3, 6, 9 or 12 months!

What will be provided:

  1. Beer, wine, and spirits! there will be water and softies as well!
  2. There will be some snacks.. Crisps and such will be provided. (bring stuff with you if you like)
  3. Dinner will be served.. we will have grills cooked up for you! Beef and chicken tikka.. there will be bread and hummus as well.
  4. Breakfast: Beans, scambled eggs, boiled eggs, bread.. tea and coffee and more.
  5. Hash games will be held for some fun. (if you would like to treat us hashers to some other kind of entertainment, please feel free! Jokes, live music is all cool if you can do that!)
  6. Music!! We will have a sound system.. (PLEASE BRING YOUR IPODS!! we do not have a DJ or anything like that. so you can bring your phones and play something! if you have an awesome playlist, that would be faaaantastic!!)


There will be haberdashery sold at the camp!! We will have shirts and patches for this years camp! other hab will be sold as well! coozies, keychains, and more! so bring your monies!!

We will also have raffles!! so bring 1 bd if you want 2 tickets or BD 2 for a strip of 5 tickets! You can always buy more!

If you have any other questions! please do not hesitate to email or call the GM of the hash! Head With My Mom!

Hash # 2429 – Hashing in Seef!

Hash # 2429

Date: 05/02/2018

Time: 6:00 PM or 1800

Hare: Mazda 3 Inch & Head With My Mom

Location: Seef, in dirt lot next to HSBC! GPS to the Hash!

Alright you wankers! it will be a bit cold and a bit dark! so wear your jackets and bring your torches! The trail will be set in premium white flour! There will be a beer stop or two! so make sure to bring money with you! The run will cost you BD 2 if you are not a member! If you want to become a member, speak to Drag Queen!!

Up and Cuming:

BH3 Campout! Friday, Feb 9 @ Noon till Saturday, Feb 10th @ Noon! Make sure you come down on friday, and pitch your tent early! if you want to cum, pay Head With My Mom BD 15 for non members or BD 10 for BH3 Members! There will be a Hash run at 4 PM (1600) and Dinner at 8PM ish (2000). On Saturday morning, there will be a hangover hash set sometime after the sun is shining! After the run, there will be breakfast! We need to be out of the camp site by noon! There will be music, there will be booze, and there will be jiggy jiggy!!!


Hash # 2430 – 12th of Feb: TBA

Hash # 2431 – 19th of Feb: TBA

Hash # 2432  – 25th of Feb: TBA

Hash # 2433 – 5th of March: TBA


The AGM will be coming up in the next week or two! SO  if you want to be apart of the committee, please sign up on the whiteboard… that should be with…. The Referee? or Virgin Manwich?? BRING THE BOARD! not sure who has it!  but yes, All positions are available!

Song of the Week: 

Dos A Beer

Melody – Do, Re, Mi (Sound of Music)

Dos, a beer, a Mexican beer,
Ray, the guy who buys me beer, (Thanks Ray!),
Me, the guy, he buys beer for,
Far, a long-long way to run,
So, I think I’ve have a beer!
La, la la la la la la,
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer,
And that brings us back to Dos, dos, dos, dos…

Actions: During “La, la la la la la la”, some Hashers will dance in a small circle with their vessels above their cranium.

Notes: “Down, Down, Down” is often sung following this song using the same melody. Occasionally the words “Thanks Ray” are still shouted after the second line.

Hash # 2428 – Hash + Membership draw!!

Hash # 2428

Date: 29/01/2018

Time: 6:00 PM or 1800 (yup! got it right this time!)

Hare: Ratadome and Just Kathy!

Location: Juffair! Outside Al Manzel Suites, in the dirt lot!! GPS to the Hash!

Occasion: As it is the last hash of the month, we will be doing the BH3 Monthly Membership Draw!! That’s right! if you are a member of the BH3, your name/ticket will be put into a raffle to win a prize! if you are not there to claim it, we will have a redraw till someone else wins!!

Trail: It isnt long and it isnt thick, but it might not be short and it might not be quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet… show up and find out you wankers! its getting dark so bring some illumination device!!!

What to bring:

[  ] whistle

[  ] shiggy socks

[  ] shoes

[  ] Head Lamp

[  ] Vessel

What else do you need on the Hash?  Bring a torch, bring a friend, and bring membership money! if you are not a member, see drag queen and pay up! its BD 2 for the run or pay the membership fees! (its cheaper!) bring some cash for a beer stop or two. (not sure how much or if it is needed!)


Happi Coats: This will be the last day to hand in happi coat money! bring BD 15 and ill make the order!

BH3 Camp Out:  The camp out is on Feb 9th form noon to saturday at noon! it will cost you BD 15 if you are a non member of the BH3. if you are a paid member, it will cost you BD 10! please pay Head WIth My Mom if you want to attend!!

BH3 Camp Out Shirts and patches!!  There will be shirts! they will cost bd 4 if you are a non member. and BD 2 if you are a member of the hash! remember, if you become a member you will get discounts on all events and some haberdashery.. sometimes you will get free drinks and food too! Patches will be sold at BD 2!!

Hares!  WE NEED HARES!! if you want to lay trail and or have never laid one before but want to, please talk to Piss N Boots! Committee members are always helpful and willing to co hare! ask a friend! anyone will help!!

Quiz night!!  Quiz night at the wembley bar every wednesday hosted yours truly.. CODSWALLOP! shop up for a good time! there is booze to be won as well as money so they say!!

Hash Sheet # 2426

Hash Sheet 2426

15th of January 2018

So there I was,

New to the area and searching for kindred spirits who share my pursuit of the sacred nectar I finally made it to my first hash in Bahrain. Immediately upon walking in the door of Piss and boots, I was descended upon by and persuaded to become a member of the Bahrain Hash House Harriers, in true hash tradition you are quite the welcoming bunch! The pack arrived and much to my surprise I ran into an old friend from the KWH3, the now named Dick on the Table.

Introductions were made, virgins instructed, and one of the shortest chalk talks ever by a hair (Piss and Boots) followed. I experienced a bit of a culture shock coming from the sometimes “overzealous” KWH3. It was refreshing only to have to remember three types of marks. Nothing worse than a bunch of half-minds trying to recall what the strange hieroglyphics they have encountered spelled out in flower means.

The Hare was off, and the pack was soon on his trail. It didn’t take long for the pack to get lost…we only made it to the first check. We searched on for some time with one of the many r**iest of the pack finally finding true trail. From there trail lead us down around and looping all over Jufair, we explored the many dirt lots Jufair has to offer, at one point I could have sworn we ran through the same construction site.

Crossing Awal Ave the Hare had quite the surprise in store for the pack. Up ahead the Hare had arranged for a group of rambunctious locals to mark false trail by lighting some debris on fire and blockade the middle of the road. How thoughtful of him to ensure the pack stayed on trail… however, some half minds didn’t believe that a road full of burning debris could mean false trail and ran ahead “just to make sure.” Next time for chalk talk if the hare is going to use a flaming roadblock as a mark I propose its shown in circle, us half minds need to know what to look for.

The pack regrouped at the beer stop with a few wankers arriving from strange directions. I was impressed that the hare managed to plan it perfectly and there was exactly enough sacred nectar for everyone, not one drop wasted. The pack zenned it back to On-Home and Circle was held.

Head with my Mom RA’d circle. Virgins, visitors, and wankers who forgot to cum hashing were called into the circle put on ice and made to drink their down-downs. The trail was rated a shitty 11/10.  Accusations were made for forgetting the wanker of the week, a group of drunken Irishmen made every excuse imaginable to drink the sacred nectar, and someone tried to burn down Piss and Boots flat, ya know the usual. Announcements were made. Apparently, there is a campout cumming up; I’m not sure I think it was only advertised 7 or 8 times in circle so I think its just a rumor. Someone said something about a Bahrain reunion hash in the mystic far away land of England to be held in 100 years time, and hash erections are cumming up, all positions are open. The hash swang low & ended circle, and enjoyed some of Piss and Boots meat.


7 Shooters up the Ass


Hash # 2427 – Hashing by Nadeen School, Adliya

Hash # 2427

Date: 22/01/2018

Time: 6:00 PM or 1800

Hare: Virgin Manwich

Location: Adliya, Behind the British Club in the dirt lot next to Nadeen School . Follow the GPS to the Hash.

Bring BD 2 for the run if you are not a member. if you want to be a member of the hash, please see Drag Queen to pay your fees. Membership fees are BD 30 for the year, BD 25 for 9 months, BD 20 for 6 months, and BD 12 for 3 months. If you know you are going to be hashing for a while, it is cheaper to pay for the membership plus you will get all the perks! We will hold a membership draw at the end of every month which will give one lucky member a chance to win a prize. if you are not there, we will re draw until someone wins!

Make sure to bring some cash for the run as we may have a beer stop or two!

Bring a torch! it is dark and you need to see the trail! (Make sure you mark the checks when you find true trail! nobody wants to get lost!)

It might be dusty out, so bring a dust mask or something to cover your face is suggested.

We need Hares!! if you want to lay a trail, please sign up!! there are several hashes available! so please sign up! NO HARES MEANS NO HASH! SIGN UP NOW! if you need help and want a cohare, ask around, many people are willing to help! (No you dont need to supply food or beer.. but it is nice!) See Piss N Boots if you want to set a trail.

Event: Bahrain Hash Campout  will be on Feb 9th from noon onward.  If you want to join, it will cost BD 15 for non members or BD 10 if you are a member of the BH3. There will be food, drinks, music, a hash, a hangover hash, and breakfast!! Bring your own tents or you can sleep in one of the big tents. make sure to bring toiletries, sleeping gear, dry clothes.. and whatever else you want! see Head With My Mom and pay him ASAP!

Song of the week: 


Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya
In Russian it means I love ya
If I had my way
I’d piss on ya all day
Pissonya, pissonya, pissonya

Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya
In Russian it means I adore ya
If I had my way
I’d shit on ya all day
Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya

Cumonya, cumonya, cumonya
In Russian it means I need ya
If I had my way
I’d cum on ya all day
Cumonya, cumonya, cumonya..

Drink it Down.. Down.. Down..

Hash # 2426 – Hashing in Jufair!!

Hash # 2426

Date: 15/01/2018

Time: 6:00 PM or 1800

Hare: Piss N Boots

Location: Juffair, at Piss N Boots place! Follow the GPS to the hash!!

Bring BD 2 if you are not a member of the hash to pay for the run! if you want to be a member you can pay BD 30 for the year, BD 25 for 9 months, BD 20 for 6 months or BD 12 for 3 months!! See Drag Queen to fill up the membership form or pay the run fee!

Make sure that you are in hashing attire, bring a torch as its dark out, and bring money for a beer stop unless the hare is generous enough to give us one for free! Will there be food? MAYBE! Come to the hash and find out!!

Attention!!: The Bahrain Hash Camp is back again!! it will be on Feb 9th! pay BD 15 if you are not a member of the hash or pay BD 10 if you are a member! what do you get?? Well food, drinks, a hash, a hangover hash, and breakfast! we may even have some haberdashery for you! Pay Head With My Mom if you wish to attend!! Camp location will be posted at the end of Jan!


We need hares from next week onward!!! If you want to lay trail, please see Piss N Boots! If we dont have hares, we wont have a hash! So sign up to do a trail! dont be shy! Laying a trail is easy and you dont need to provide food or beer although it would be hash appropriate!

Bahrain Hash Camp 2018!

Hey Hashers!! The Bahrain Hash Camp is back again!! The date is set for Friday, the 9th of February, 2018! so get all your camping gear ready!!

This year, you will have to pay BD 15 for non members or BD 10 for anyone who signs up to be a member of the Bahrain H3!

What do you get?! well.. you will get to do some hashing out by the tree of life! there will be dinner! drinks will be all around! then a hangover hash in the early morning!  we are also gunna try to sort you out with some awesome haberdashery!

Our annual (anal) campout is always an awesome time! it is child and pet friendly but that wont stop us hashers from getting a little wild!  there will be music!! so bring an ipod with some sweet tunes so we can put it on shuffle and have a good night!

you are more than welcome to help out the hash by bringing some extra brews!

The camp will be open from around 1pm on the 9th! so get their early and pitch your tent! we will have a great time throughout the night but we will have to be up early and out by noon on the 10th! don’t forget! There is another hash on the island that runs on a saturday! so show them some love and join em for a run if you like! cant ever get enough hashing in your life!

Speak to Shut the Chuck up on the Saudi Hash if you would like to join us and you live in the magical kingdom!

Speak to Head With My Mom and the BH3 committee if you are in Bahrain!!

On On!!

Hash # 2425 – The Return of the GM!

Hash # 2425 – The Return of the GM!

Date: 08/01/2018

Time: 1800 or 6:00 PM

Occassion: The GM returns from his travels from the distant Island of Great Britain with all his spoils and knowledge gained from hashing abroad.

Hare: Head With My Mom

Location: Adliya, behind the HWMM’s House in the big dirt lot! GPS to the Hash

Alright you wankers! bring some money! lots of it! you will need to do a few things on this day.

  1. Pay for your run fee of BD 2 or pay the membership fees as mentioned below!
    1. For the year of 2018 – BD 30
    2. 9 months – BD 25
    3. 6 months – BD 20
    4. 3 months – BD 12
  2. bring money for beer!! We will have a few beer stops! so make sure to bring BD 2 for each one!!
  3. bring a torch!! it is bloody dark when we hash!!
  4. bring money for beer during the circle!! a cold one will cost you BD 1!!
  5. if you want haberdashery, we will have it all available!
  6. wear your hash gear ya dicks!!

See you at the hash!!